This was a forward originally titled "Menopause Jewelry," but I think it should be blank as many of us could insert many other words. For me it would be "Clomid." What would you fill in the bank with?
______________ JEWELRY
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f*cking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Dumbass.
Of course, I love my husband dearly, and actually thank him for his patience, but this struck me funny. When I'm in my Clomid swings, I'm not so magnanimous. ;-)
Sunday, September 30, 2007
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I'd say:
INFERTILITY jewellry
Some days are good and green and others want to leave that mark! Lol
This post made me laugh out loud. Thanks, I needed that :)
hehehe Browneyedgirl
Thanks Hilary! It made me feel good to make YOU feel good. :)
Very funny! I can definitely relate.
cool.
Oh this is awesome
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